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[Aug. 13th, 2012|12:21 pm]
CAPSLOCK FINAL FANTASY

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[salarta]
DEAR ALL, I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

IN THIS GAME, WE REVEAL FUNNY THINGS WE THOUGHT WHEN WE WERE FIRST EXPOSED TO STUFF AND THINGS IN FINAL FANTASY GAMES, ONLY TO DISCOVER LATER THAT WE WERE VERY WRONG.

I SHALL START BECAUSE IT ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO POST THEIR OWN AND ALSO BECAUSE ZEROMUS SAID HE WOULD MAKE ME PUT ON PANTS IF I DIDN'T.

1) CID'S SPRITE IN THE ORIGINAL FF4 MADE ME THINK HE WAS A ROBOT. NOT EVEN KIDDING, HE WAS THE MOST BADASS ROBOT EVER.

2) EDGE'S SPRITE IN THE ORIGINAL FF4 MADE ME THINK HE HAD A MANLY BEARD. PURPLE-BEARDED NINJA AHOY.

3) I THOUGHT GAU WAS A GIRL. A SEXY, SEXY WILD GIRL. I AM DISAPPOINTED THIS WAS NOT CANONICALLY SO.

4) ISN'T EMPEROR GESTAHL A DOG? WHAT, HE'S NOT? I'M 20 YEARS OLD AND I LEARN THIS NOW?

5) ON DISC 1 OF FF7, I THOUGHT SEPHIROTH AND AERIS WERE BROTHER AND SISTER BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIR.*


*I FOUND OUT EARLIER THIS YEAR THEY WERE FIRST THOUGHT UP AS BEING SIBLINGS, THEN LATER LOVERS, AND THE SIBLING PART WAS SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIR.
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[User Picture]From: wohdin
2012-08-13 06:28 pm (UTC)
I ALWAYS THOUGHT FF6 CID WAS AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC DUCK

THAT SHIT WAS TRAUMATIC YO

EDGE WOULD HAVE BEEN HOT AS FUCK IF HE HAD A PURPLE BEARD, BRB FANART
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[User Picture]From: salarta
2012-08-13 08:16 pm (UTC)
QUACK QUACK QUACK. CID AND HIS DAMNED RAINCOAT.
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[User Picture]From: pocketseizure
2012-08-13 08:36 pm (UTC)
3/4 OF THESE ARE META, BUT THEY ARE THINGS I REALLY DID THINK WHEN I WAS YOUNGER:

(1) I THOUGHT THE FF LEGEND GAME RELEASED FOR GAMEBOY WAS A PREQUEL TO FFIV.

(2) I THOUGHT DARYL FROM FFVI WAS A DUDE. A DUDE WITH LONG SEXY BLOND HAIR AND A LOW-CUT SHIRT.

(3) I THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS A SECRET ENDING TO FFVIII THAT EXPLAINED WHAT HAPPENED IN THE REGULAR WTF ENDING.

(4) I THOUGHT THE HUNTS IN FXII WOULD BE A FUN DIVERSION THAT WOULD IN NO WAY EAT MY LIFE.
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[User Picture]From: salarta
2012-08-14 01:20 pm (UTC)
I'LL ADMIT AT THE AGE I PLAYED THE GAME I WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE I THOUGHT DARYL WAS ONLY A GUY'S NAME. I WAS LIKE "WAIT WHAT? SETZER WAS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN?" WHICH WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I WASN'T EXPOSED TO HOMOSEXUALITY (I ALMOST MISSPELLED THAT AS HOBOSEXUALITY, WHICH IS A HILARIOUS TYPO TO ME SO I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO MENTION IT IN PARENTHESES), SO I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE.
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[User Picture]From: auronlu
2012-08-14 06:04 am (UTC)
THESE ARE ALL HILARIOUS

LET'S SEE

IN THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF FFXII I TOTALLY THOUGHT ASHE WAS MARRYING HER BROTHER (ALSO, PENELO AND VAAN WERE OBVIOUSLY BASTARDS OF RAMINAS SINCE THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE ESPECIALLY IN THE PARTY MENU)

I THOUGHT THE JINGLE SOUND IN FFVII FOR THE CATS WAS SELPHIE'S FAERIES (I THINK THE CATS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING BELLS AROUND THEIR NECKS BUT WHAT THE HECK?)

LIKE MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT AURON'S LEFT HAND WAS BROKEN

I THOUGHT FFV WAS GOING TO BE A FARIS/LENNA ROMANCE AND THEN WAAAAH IT WASN'T

I THOUGHT SEYMOUR'S JACKET WAS NAILED TO HIS NIPPLES (WHAT?)

JIHL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE EVIL BIG BAD OF FFXIII PULLING THE STRINGS BEHIND THE PUPPET BIG BAD -- WAIT, SHE'S NOT?
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[User Picture]From: aiffe
2012-08-14 10:10 am (UTC)
WAIT...FFV WASN'T A FARIS/LENNA ROMANCE?

WHAT THE FUCK GAME DID I PLAY.
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[User Picture]From: aiffe
2012-08-14 10:14 am (UTC)
I THOUGHT FARIS WAS A GIRL IN THE BEGINNING OF FF5, AND WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN EVERYONE KEPT CALLING HER "HE."

THE REVEAL WAS KIND OF A, "OH BUTZ YOU ARE REALLY STUPID AREN'T YOU, SHE IS LIKE SIXTEEN PIXELS HIGH TO ME AND I NOTICED" MOMENT. MAYBE IT WAS THE LUXURIOUS PURPLE HAIR, IDK. WHICH IS SILLY BECAUSE MEN CAN HAVE LONG PURPLE HAIR TOO, BUT IN A 16-BIT GAME WHERE EVERYTHING'S SIMPLIFIED, YOU JUST KIND OF ASSUME.
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[User Picture]From: salarta
2012-08-14 01:23 pm (UTC)
NOTE TO SELF: SETZER WAS A GIRL. :P
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[User Picture]From: safety_caesars
2012-08-14 01:02 pm (UTC)
HURR DURR REPOST TO FIX IMAGE LINKS

MY BRAIN WAS REALLY BAD AT PROPERLY INTERPRETING SPRITES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. FOR AS MUCH AS I STILL LOVE THE SPRITE GAMES. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HALF THE SHIT I WAS LOOKING AT WAS.


DA FUCK IS THIS BLOB WITH A BEAK AND A PEG LEG


I LEGIT COULDN'T FIND HIS FACE IN THIS SPRITE FOR YEARS; THOUGHT HE WAS STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT AND HAD A BANDANNA TIED OVER HIS EYES


DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS A SKELETON + SMOKE UNTIL I GOT TO PLAY THE GAME IN A BETTER RESOLUTION / HIGHER QUALITY SCREEN. I THOUGHT IT WAS A LION WITH A BIG FLUFFY MANE WEARING A ROBE.


I'M STILL NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THIS IS BECAUSE ALL I SEE IS A FACE THAT LOOKS HIGH AS FUCK WITH A NECKLACE COVERING ITS MOUTH


DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON WITH HIS RIGHT ARM IN THIS SPRITE FOR THE LONGEST TIME.


AND ZEROMUS...... WELL LET'S JUST SAY THAT WHEN THE DS VERSION OF FFIV CAME OUT IT OFFICIALLY RUINED THE BEST/MOST HILARIOUS INTERPRETATION MY BRAIN HAD FOR *THAT* HOT MESS. IF IT'S WRONG I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT.

Edited at 2012-08-14 01:03 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: salarta
2012-08-14 01:30 pm (UTC)
THE SKELETON + SMOKE ONE IS SOMETHING WE SORT OF SHARE IN COMMON. I DIDN'T SEE IT AS A LION, I SAW IT AS A BLUE SQUID MONSTER AND COMPLETELY IGNORED THE SKELETON PARTS.

THOUGH YOUR ENTRY WITH LOCKE REMINDED ME THAT I THOUGHT FROG IN CHRONO TRIGGER, IN HIS VICTORY POSE, HAD PULLED A BOOK OUT OF NOWHERE TO READ IN TRIUMPH. "I JUST KILLED A POWERFUL BOSS, FUCK YEAH TIME TO READ A BOOK ON ITS CORPSE THE PLACE WHERE ITS CORPSE WOULD BE IF IT LEFT A BEHIND A BODY."

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[User Picture]From: green_animation
2012-08-14 02:57 pm (UTC)
IN FFXIII I THOUGHT SNOW WAS HOPE'S FATHER OR BROTHER FOR AGES -IDK HIS INTERACTION WITH HIS MOTHER CONFUSED ME.
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[User Picture]From: auronlu
2012-08-14 05:02 pm (UTC)
NO WAY

IN FFVERSE MOTHER AND FATHER ARE ONLY EVER ALIVE TOGETHER IN FLASHBACKS

( BUT MAN THIS WOULD MAKE A TWISTED FIC IF HOPE WERE SECRETLY SNOW'S LOVECHILD AND SNOW GOT HIS OLD FLAME KILLED)

Edited at 2012-08-14 05:02 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: salarta
2012-08-14 05:10 pm (UTC)
"MOMS ARE TOUGH" LOL DEAD
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2012-08-15 02:41 pm (UTC)
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SOMEHOW, MY BROTHER AND I COULDN'T FUCKING READ AND WE DEFINITELY CALLED CHOCOBOS CHO-BO-BOS FOR LIKE FIVE FUCKING YEARS BEFORE WE REALIZED THAT WE WERE WRONG
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[User Picture]From: salarta
2012-08-15 02:50 pm (UTC)
YES WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT BECAUSE IT SOUNDS ADORABLE. CHOBOBOS FOR LIFE.
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