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FF VII ACTION FIGURE SHENANIGANS: HOLIDAY EDITION [Dec. 16th, 2011|04:52 pm]
CAPSLOCK FINAL FANTASY

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I LOVE YOU ALL

HAPPY NEW YEAR
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[User Picture]From: auronlu
2011-12-17 12:03 am (UTC)
ADORABLE

AND CLOUD WITH THE TEDDY BEAR

AND RENO GETS TO UNWRAP HIS VERY OWN VINCENT

P.S. THAT USERPIC OF YOURS NEVER GETS OLD



SHOOT I NEED SOME RED FELT AND A POM POM

OH WELL I SHALL IMPROVISE

Edited at 2011-12-17 12:23 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: salome_dansant
2011-12-17 12:36 am (UTC)
THANKS!!

I KNOW I WOULDN'T MIND UNWRAPPING MY VERY OWN VINCENT. I'D AT LEAST SETTLE FOR SITTING ON HIS LAP
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[User Picture]From: auronlu
2011-12-17 12:09 am (UTC)

YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME

"I SAW AURON KILLING SANTA CLAUS

UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE LAST NIGHT..."



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EXCERPTS FROM "SPIRA CLAUS":



AURON RIPPED THE WHITE BEARD FROM HIS CHIN WITH AN EXPRESSION OF DISGUST. "NOW! THIS IS IT!" HE CRIED. "NOW IS THE TIME TO CHOOSE! SHOP AND RUN UP HUGE CREDIT CARD BILLS, OR LIVE AND FIGHT YOUR SORROW! THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS!"

THEY GASPED. "SIR AURON?"

RIKKU BURST INTO TEARS. "YOU BIG MEANIE!"

TIDUS RUBBED THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND SIGHED. BEING JEWISH, HE HAD NEVER REALLY GOTTEN WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT.

"YOU MEAN... IT'S ALL A BIG PACK OF LIES?" WAKKA STARED AT HIM, DUMBFOUNDED. "BUT DA PRESENTS UNDER DA TREE... AND SOMEONE ALWAYS DRANK DA MILK AND ATE DA COOKIES..."

KIMAHRI BURPED LOUDLY.

"WRONG." YUNA SMILED UP AT HIM. RIGHT ON CUE, SACCHARINE MUSIC BEGAN TO PLAY FROM HIDDEN SPEAKERS. "I'VE SEEN THE CHILDREN'S FACES SHINING ON CHRISTMAS MORNING. I'VE SEEN PERFECT STRANGERS SMILE TO EACH OTHER TO THE STREET, WISHING EACH OTHER A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS. I'VE SEEN SO MANY GESTURES OF KINDNESS AND GOODWILL ON THIS DAY. YES, SIR AURON, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS."

"FINE." HE RIPPED THE RED COAT OFF FOR GOOD MEASURE AND THREW IT AT HER. "FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER SANTA. I QUIT." HE STORMED OUT OF THE ROOM, LEAVING THEM STARING AT ONE ANOTHER.

LULU HUGGED RIKKU, WHO WAS STILL SOBBING, AND TURNED TO YUNA. "IF SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT, I VOLUNTEER."

"YOU'D LOOK DUMB IN A BEARD," RIKKU HICCUPPED AGAINST HER.

"ME, TOO, YUNA!" WAKKA INSISTED.

"BUT THAT WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING!" TIDUS GROWLED. "AURON'S RIGHT. IT'S JUST A BIG MARKETING PLOY FOR YEVON!"

YUNA SMILED AT HIM BEATIFICALLY. "BELIEVE."

SHE LIFTED THE RED COAT WHERE IT HAD FALLEN AND PICKED UP THE BEARD, THEN HELD IT OUT TO KIMAHRI. "WOULD YOU...?"

"YUNA BELIEVES IN SANTA CLAUS," THE RONSO RUMBLED. "KIMAHRI MAKE YUNA'S HOLIDAY WISH COME TRUE." HE TIED THE STRINGS OF THE BEARD TO HIS BRAIDS AND WRESTLED HIMSELF INTO AURON'S COAT.

HER EYES SPARKLED. "OH, KIMAHRI. YOU LOOK GREAT! LET'S GO. THE CHILDREN ARE WAITING."

HE SHOULDERED THE BAG AURON HAD DROPPED AND HEADED FOR THE EXIT, PRACTICING. "HO. HO. HO."

WAKKA STARED AFTER THEM, DUMBFOUNDED. LULU PRESSED HER HAND TO HER TEMPLE AND SHOOK HER HEAD SLOWLY.

TIDUS NOTICED A SPRIG OF MISTLETOE DANGLING OVERHEAD. WELL, IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM... "SO, UH, LULU?" HE SAID CONVERSATIONALLY, SIDLING TOWARDS HER.

SHE GLARED AT HIM. "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT."





P.S. NOTE THAT AURON'S JUG IS IN FACT LABELED "NOG" IN AL BHED
WE ALWAYS ASSUMED IT WAS SAKE
BUT APPARENTLY IT'S EGGNOG


Edited at 2011-12-17 12:25 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: salome_dansant
2011-12-17 12:37 am (UTC)

Re: YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME

FANTASTIC :D

I SHALL READ THIS HEARTWARMING TALE TO MY IMAGINARY CHILDREN ON CHRISTMAS EVE
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[User Picture]From: melchar
2011-12-17 01:11 am (UTC)

Re: YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME

Kimari-Claws FTW!!
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[User Picture]From: laerkstrein
2011-12-17 02:33 am (UTC)

Re: YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME

"YOU MEAN... IT'S ALL A BIG PACK OF LIES?" WAKKA STARED AT HIM, DUMBFOUNDED. "BUT DA PRESENTS UNDER DA TREE... AND SOMEONE ALWAYS DRANK DA MILK AND ATE DA COOKIES..."

KIMAHRI BURPED LOUDLY.

HAHAHA! THAT'S AWESOME! XDD
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[User Picture]From: safety_caesars
2011-12-17 05:14 am (UTC)

Re: YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME

AHAHAHA KIMAHRI AS SANTA

THE MENTAL IMAGE IS GREAT
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2011-12-17 04:43 pm (UTC)

Re: YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED HERE IS INCREDIBLE
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[User Picture]From: salome_dansant
2011-12-17 12:38 am (UTC)
HOORAY!! IT SHALL BE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
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[User Picture]From: laerkstrein
2011-12-17 02:32 am (UTC)
THIS JUST MADE MY DAY. XD
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From: m_aenea
2011-12-17 03:43 am (UTC)
THIS POST AND ITS COMMENTS HAVE RESTORED MY FAITH IN CHRISTMAS

YOU ARE ALL THE BEST!
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[User Picture]From: safety_caesars
2011-12-17 05:15 am (UTC)
JENOVA BLESS US, EVERY ONE
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[User Picture]From: first_seventhe
2011-12-17 04:43 pm (UTC)
I MIGHT HAVE TO BREAK OUT BALTHIER AND RESPOND
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[User Picture]From: pokestine
2011-12-23 10:01 am (UTC)
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
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